Sunday, July 4, 2010

BrainkBank: I've Got Goosebumps in the Month of July Edition



Anyone remember those Goosebumps books about the super-realistic looking creepy masks that "became" you once you put them on? Like, a girl puts on a mask of a scary old lady and can't take it off again, and starts getting all arthritic and nasty. This is like that, but with a "Handsome Guy." Naturally the company that sells these monstrosities mainly does monsters and scary old ladies, because they've read up on their Goosebumps.

On the plus side, once they perfect this technology everyone can be like their idol, Tom Cruise, in Mission Impossible II (that movie following that other movie where everyone and their grandmother had photo-realistic masks they kept fooling people with and then peeling off).

On a more positive and inspiring note, this would probably be a great supplement to those unfortunate individuals who have their faces mangled through accidents, etc. If the Phantom of the Opera could slip on a fresh new face and get on with his life that would have been a far shorter but much more uplifting story.

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