Dear sirs and madams of my internal critics,
I felt that I must protest the indignities long heaped upon me. To this end, I have penned a letter of remonstration for delivery to you and yours, wherein I shall enumerate the many fashions in which you have dogged me. I can no longer sit idly by as you slather me in your ceaseless inanity.
To wit, the first and foremost complaint I must lodge concerns the incessant belittling of my most personal pondering. I cannot abide the close-minded rejection of my theories and designs, nor the mean-spirited mutterings regarding my meanderings.
Sincerely,
Me
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