BrainkBank: Oh Lord Why Edition

I saw this a couple of minutes ago at about 8 o'clock. This is wrong on so many levels. Whoever conceived of this pairing should be as ashamed of their innovation.

That said, I wonder what other hideously annoying objects could be fused together to create something entirely unholy? My money's on Chinese finger traps and that guy that follows Adam Sandler around in all of his movies.